?> {"id":3822,"date":"2010-08-24T00:29:47","date_gmt":"2010-08-24T04:29:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.twofatbellies.com\/?p=3822"},"modified":"2010-08-24T19:12:00","modified_gmt":"2010-08-24T23:12:00","slug":"spooning-in-the-kitchen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.twofatbellies.com\/2010\/08\/spooning-in-the-kitchen\/","title":{"rendered":"Spooning in the Kitchen"},"content":{"rendered":"

The second most useful tool in my kitchen are my tongs (knives are first). \u00a0I have 3 pairs: long metal, short metal and short plastic tipped (for use in non-stick pans). \u00a0I use them to lift and replace food in the pan, remove hot pot lids, adjust hot oven racks, retrieve food bits that have fallen out of the pan and into the flame of the stove, toss salads, serve food at the table, etc., etc. \u00a0They are multi-purpose and, much like my knives, work perfectly as a heat-resistant extension of my own arm.<\/p>\n

There are times when my plastic tongs are covered in Caesar dressing from recently tossing a salad, the short metal tongs covered in coddled egg (from when the dressing was made) and the long tongs covered in grease splatter from the stove top because I left them too close to the pan. \u00a0When these situations arise and I need a delicate touch to, say, flip cro\u00fbtons on a baking sheet, I reach for my tong substitute: chopsticks.<\/p>\n

We have many pairs of plastic chopsticks. \u00a0While great for feeding oneself, they are poor tong substitutes. \u00a0I have exquisite chopstick technique (so I\u2019m told) and have eaten fancy business dinners in Asia without embarrassing myself, but I am thoroughly convinced that Asian people conceived plastic chopsticks specifically to confund Westerners. \u00a0There is no reason that a device that depends on friction should be made from the slipperiest material available. \u00a0I presume glass was too expensive for common chopstick manufacturing? \u00a0Second, plastic melts. \u00a0It is ill designed to fetch morsels that have fallen below the pan next to the flame. \u00a0I\u2019m not sure wood would be better in this case, although it does remedy my first gripe. \u00a0Lastly, chopsticks are not strong enough to lift pot-lids or adjust hot oven-racks. \u00a0That, or I am not a strong enough chopstick user. \u00a0(Sidebar: cool idea for a new world’s-strongest-man event – who can lift the heaviest item with chopsticks? Someone call ESPN. \u00a0This idea is \u2122TFB.)\u00a0 So, despite the flair with which Ming Tsai uses them in the kitchen, I\u2019ll say, for me, chopsticks are a poor substitute for tongs. \u00a0But, alas, I have found a new substitute: spoons.<\/p>\n

Sometimes the strangest things intrigue me. \u00a0Virginia and I had a really nice meal at Daniel<\/a> for our anniversary a while back and I noticed the waiter using spoons as tongs to serve the bread. \u00a0I had seen this many times before and each time I thought is was a cool technique, but this time something struck me that I\u2019d be able to leverage this in the kitchen. \u00a0I was particularly interested when I noticed a chef on Top Chef using the spoons-as-tongs technique to flip a protein in a frying pan. \u00a0Immediately I went to google and searched \u201cspoons as tongs\u201d<\/a>. \u00a0No instructions. \u00a0There was one link that mentioned its a good idea when camping (so you dont need to pack the tongs) but no advice as to how to do it. \u00a0Naturally, I refined the search: \u201cspoon as tongs\u201d \u201chow to\u201d<\/a>. \u00a0Again, no results save for the one that said fancy restaurants should serve bread using spoons as tongs. \u00a0I continued for a while, trying more generic searches \u201cspoons\u201d \u201ctongs\u201d \u201chow to\u201d<\/a> (which at least yields an interesting article about how to spoon feed a baby parrot<\/a>). \u00a0No instructions anywhere on the Internet. \u00a0Surely, the all-knowing all-powerful Internet couldn\u2019t be so uninformed. \u00a0Google had failed me for the first time in a long while (the net-neutrality thing hadn\u2019t happened yet).\u00a0 Really though, let’s face it, if Google can’t find it, it doesn’t exist on the Internet.<\/p>\n

Months of agony passed, I labored in the kitchen dropping slippery foods from my no-friction chopsticks, until Virginia\u2019s birthday rolled around and we found ourselves at Daniel once again. \u00a0The opportunity presented itself and, with prodding from my mother who had just listened to a rant not unlike the one you\u2019re reading now, I asked the waiter to show me. \u00a0Ironically, his name was Bing (j\/k). \u00a0So, without further ado, I present to you, TFB reader, the only known (to me and Google) set of\u00a0 instructions on the entirety of the Internet:<\/p>\n

How To Use Spoons As Tongs<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Step 1: <\/strong><\/p>\n

Take your hand, palm side facing you, with your fingers spread.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Step 2: <\/strong>
\nWeave a spoon, concave side towards you, through your pinky, ring, and middle fingers. \u00a0Pinky and middle fingers underneath, as so:<\/p>\n

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\"Spoons<\/a>

Step 2: Holding the first spoon<\/p><\/div>\n

Step 3: <\/strong>
\nGrasp a spoon between your thumb and pointer finger so that when making a fist, the two spoons meet (concave to concave or concave to convex depending on how tight of a grip you need). \u00a0If it\u2019s more comfortable, rest the handle in your palm.<\/p>\n

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\"Spoons<\/a>

Step 3 - Grasp the second spoon<\/p><\/div>\n

Step 4: <\/strong>
\nTo use, move ONLY one spoon. \u00a0Just like chopsticks. \u00a0I find it easier to move the woven spoon from step 2.
\n <\/strong><\/p>\n

Step 5: <\/strong>
\nUse to grasp, capture, lift, adjust, retreive, serve anything youre strong enough to lift.\u00a0 Once I had this technique down I started using spoons to pick up everything in the apartment.\u00a0 I can get our smaller cat by the scruff. \u00a0Just kidding, although I smell another world’s-strongest-man event in the making (\u2122TFB).<\/p>\n

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\"Spoons<\/a>

Now you can pick up anything!<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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